98% of meat is produced in factory farms worldwide,
leaving 2% of meat produced in [allegedly] more humane ways.
yet 98% of people who ask me about veganism claim to eat free-range, local, organic, meat.
what a curious, curious statistic.
one time I was really high and took a hot bath and I closed my eyes and imagined myself as a noodle floating in hot soup
no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm
OH MY FUCKING GOD
that’s the spirit
winged eyeliner is an art there should be a college course dedicated to winged eyeliner
Sex is good, yeah. But, honestly nothing compares to falling asleep on your lovers chest and waking up at 3 am, giving her a kiss and pulling yourself a little closer and holding her a little tighter.